it began with a pile of salvaged orillia cherry tree wood! |
finding the pieces that fit together best |
gord explains basic saw safety to me, worriedly |
loading the wood into the truck to go get it planed in town |
this is brian. he let us use his planing machine |
uncle gord, wood planer extraordinaire |
after we straightened and sanded the wood, we glued the planks together |
and then used this bar clamp to force the boards to love each other |
gord forces the love |
i took this photo to show how hard i yanked this crank. unfortunately, photography failed to capture the awe-inspiring brute strength of my muscles. |
when the glue pops up like this, it's a good sign - it means you've clamped the boards nice and tight |
we are the clampions |
AWWW YEAH |
sanding that shit down |
mrs. sandman, bring me a dream |
the tiny army tank of sanding |
mr. sandman, bring me another dream. but a different one, this time, OK? |
GRACIE!!!! |
GRACE 'N BOOTS |
taking the glued wood to be planed a second time |
gord gets high on fumes |
the saw OF DEATH |
the wood emerges victorious from the planer, smooth as BALLS! |
AS BALLS, I SAID! |
brian introduces the wood to some "sandpaper on steroids" |
now we have to glue the two halves of the table together |
but she's looking pretty damn good so far! (a stand-back-and-admire-it shot) |
getting the two sides straight with an orbital sander |
yeah, they're not so straight yet |
behold! she is glued and clamped like a wolf who's also a medical doctor! (or something else that rules) |
I AM CRANKING SO HARD. nobody knows what it takes to be me. |
mixing sawdust and glue to put in the cracks |
testing out some different stains |